This is the single worst portrait sculpture that I've ever seen in my life, and I've seen some doozies. I mean...just LOOK at this thing! It's crazy looking! And I just saw it on display at Heinz Hall tonight. You know, some wealthy-ass donor spent LOTS of money on this thing, so someone in a position of authority had to put it on display. Right? You know that's how it went down. So, what did they do? Probably held some fancy-schmancy ceremony where they unveiled it -- hopefully, after the gave out blindfolds to the attendees -- and then once all of the pomp and circumstance was over, they relocated it to an upstairs, out-of-the-way hallway. Not out-of-the-way as in inaccessible. The donor would have gotten mad then. No, they put it in a hallway leading to the Grand Tier level, on the left side, where it's likely to be darkened when you're headed to your seat, and looking on the other side through the doors for your row. It's kind of brilliant and ridiculo...